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*chittering*

*thud, as if a squirrel was just backhanded*

Good morning to everyone not named Leroy. It’s Wednesday and I’m here so let’s talk about Tuesday so I can get away from squirrels. Especially Leroy.

*sullen chittering*

I’ll do it again.

Right. At the school, there were absurd trust falls in Friendship is Magic! that were not at all magical and Anakin threw me off a roof.

*gleeful chittering*
*a stomp*
*sullen chittering*

In Raving Royals and How to Survive Them there were discussions of revolutions and what makes them work, or useful.

Nothing from the dorms, sorry porg, maybe you can take over some of Leroy’s note taking duties on Tuesday’s and then keep him away from me on Wednesdays.

Until then, news from the town. Cutter and Connor were packing up to leave the island to go home until the fall.
Pam appeared suddenly in front of Pick Your Poison. Just appeared? All right. Nell was working in her greenhouse for part of the day. At Groovy Tunes Charlie was singing along with all of the songs playing. Remy was in Needful Things which was very normal and that is not a normal note but fine and selling pottery that might be radioactive. How is that normal? Never mind.

And at Caritas Kitty was ‘Having A Day’ which sounds unpleasant and then she had to deal with Tino, too? I’m sorry, Kitty.

That’s all I have for yesterday. I’ll be back next week, I assume. Unless something else changes.

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Hey there Fandom. What up, it's ya girl, Arden Finch and...okay, folks weren't kidding about how rough the day after sending the kids home is, were they?

Uh, let's get through this stuff real quick, okay? School had Earth Cultures visiting caves underground, which was less a hit with Lydia's kids than maybe expected, and Habits of Highly Efficient People watched their favorite movie.

No Dorms, and in Town, it was all kids all the time. Vi was balancing watching her kids and making sure the gremlins' game didn't get out of hand at the Magpie Emporium, Professor Sims was at The Perk with his child looking for tea, and while Professor James Stark didn't have kids with him at the Clinic, Stabby the crab did. Pizza Planet was offering free kid-sized pizzas - too bad no free waffles, Raiden's are the best - and Dr. Blake was watching his kids battle up and down the park. Ms. Nell enjoyed hot tub time later last night, asking Professor Amicitia about Professors Vess and Scientia.

And, yeah, that's all I got. So this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off.

*chittering*

Oh, music? I dunno. I didn't pick anything out. You play something or whatever.

*sound of a door closing and then Motownphilly by Boyz II Men begins to play*

[and once again, I learn the lesson that I actually have to hit post.]

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The shop was pretty much exactly how Remy expected it to be when he came in today.

Suspiciously so.

He navigated his way gingerly through the chaotic displays of random junk and sat with with back against a wall, watching . . . more chaotic displays of random junk.

Look, things didn't tend to stay normal for long, in Remy's experience. Okay? Anyway. Have a sale on, uhhhh, fiestaware. In all its radioactive glory.

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Kitty was having one of those days where nothing was going right, where she'd spilled badly-needed coffee and the kid had an attitude and it was a special kind of annoying to snag your clothes on the doorknob while phasing through the physical door. That kind of day.

And then she walked into the bar seconds after Tino dropped a tray of glasses. Cool. Cool cool cool. Doing great today.

[Open!]

wildgalegirl posting in

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Charlie was in a great mood today and could be found singing at top volume along with whatever the stereo threw at her.

Not literally.

This is Fandom, so it bears clarifying.

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Nell was busily working both out front and out back today. Occasionally someone stopping by might see a sign saying that she was up at the greenhouse and would be back shortly.

Lots and lots to do!

Especially if she wanted to be able to take her usual tea and a book break in the late afternoon.

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A portal in a hunting shack in the middle of a bog. If that wasn't layers on layers of security, then Pam didn't know what was. It would keep her close to Harley without putting Harley in unnecessary danger - and give her somewhere to escape to if she needed to.

Funnily enough, though, it wasn't getting the portal installed that turned out to be the problem with the plan. The problem had been Croc.

"... Sorry about that. You caught me by surprise."

"You surprised me first," Pam had muttered, picking herself up off the floor, her gut still aching from that haymaker. "Sorry about your face."

"Ah, it's nothing. Takes more than that to bring me down."

... well, he'd been a problem for about a minute. They'd settled affairs quickly, and then Pam... had gotten to work.

A few hours later, she took the portal for a spin. Two steps through the back wall of the house, which was covered in vines, and-- here she was. Standing in front of Pick Your Poison, her hands on her hips. "Convenient," she murmured.

Well.

Might as well go through the shop, and see if everything was still intact.

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Thor had insisted Don ought to spend some time with the children, or at least Torben, who was apparently Don and Thor's son. Thor had tried to find out how, but all the kid knew was that Thor would tell him when he was older. (Sigrid had sighed, "Probably Uncle Loki was involved," and everyone had had to agree that was a good guess.)

He was very tight-mouthed about what Don had said on the matter, or where Don was in general. He actually seemed kind of wary of Don since he and Thor had swapped places yesterday. The girls had greeted him enthusiastically, though, which was nice, and all three kids got along like a house afire.

Which was why he'd brought them to the park to burn off some energy, lest they set the baby Stark Tower afire. It had already been a close call a couple of times.

As he sipped from his Starbucks cup and watched a three-way mock battle rage across the grass, it occurred to him to wonder, "Those swords aren't edged, are they?"

They will be fine.

"Okay, that doesn't answer my question..."

(Open park is open!)

the_best_sister posting in

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Hello islanders and all the small children around who keep wanting to pet my dog. You are not allowed to pet my dog. Stay away from my dog. You can however harass all the squirrels you want.

There is no school, there was nothing going on in the dorms so I'm going to ignore the strange bird's tears and go directly to town:

Starting off yesterday, Lydia took her entire brood of children to J'Gob for treats in honor of a holiday involving a bunny. Adrian arrived to learn he was an uncle... I'm not sure how that works. Jon and his child, which according to the description here is the result of him getting together with a Rorschach test, also met with Lydia and her children.

Summer was apparently celebrating a different holiday by partaking of and I quote "The Devil's Cabbage". I don't know what that means. Did Lucifer make cole slaw? I don't understand. Oh, and apparently James showed up with brownies and everybody was awkward with each other. For the record, the rest of the island wasn't awkward, just the two of them.

Finally, Octavia was out in the middle of the preserve doing some gardening.

That's all I got. Have a good Monday or whatever and stay the hell away from my dog.

carbsliftthespirit posting in

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Raiden hadn't had any kids visit this weekend, but he hadn't expected any, either. That was one of the benefits of being super gay and pretty much eternally single.

It would have been interesting to see what a child of his might have been like, though. He knew his brothers who were into women had always been real careful about not reproducing, out of concern their curse might be passed down in some form. Maybe they could answer that question in advance! But apparently not this year. Oh, well.

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Buy One Large Pizza, Get One Kid's Personal Pizza Free!

Pizza Planet is open!

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"Tea! Tea! Teeeaaaa!"

"Yes, Nex," Jon told the exhaustingly enthusiastic being he was chaperoning. "You can have more tea."

Today was national tea day back home, apparently. Jon was all about the tea. Especially the caffeine at this time of morning. He was mostly over the horror of an eldritch being thinking of him as a parental figure, but it could take years to regain the energy he was having to spend keeping up with them.

"Two London fogs, please," he told the bemused barista. Then he'd collapse into a chair.

Open post!

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Vi had brought the girls along to work with her today, much to Saffron's utter dismay.

Bad enough she had to share Snuggle Human with anyone, let alone a pair of human kittens (she was blaming Food Human for how very loud the smaller one was). No she would not be mollified but the sheer number of treats and ear scritchings the taller one provided! No, she wasn't purring, you were purring.

As for Vi, she'd just gotten the girls settled in the mini-painting area when the gremlins' fungus zombie game suddenly turned vicious, so she and Little Bot would be taking care of that for a while.

[Open]

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The regular weekly post for us to talk about any and all of our thoughts about the week's new releases:

Chuu - Only Cry in the Rain
Kai - Wait On Me
TWS - 마음 따라 뛰는 건 멋지지 않아?
&TEAM - Go in Blind (Japan)
Onew - Mad
Hebi (debut)
Yoo Heedo - NADU
Niel
VVS - Tea (debut)
Kisu - Face&Pace
Kwon Jieun - I'm in Love
KJGRL (Japan)
Ha Hyunsang - 고양이
Lucy - 잠깨 / 하마
Younite - Rock Steady
Ten - Silence (Japan)
Cheeze - 그렇게 됐어 (feat. Young K (DAY6))
Burvey - 아에이오우
Kwon Jinah - 재회 / 놓아줘 / Love & Hate
Loveone - Drama Queen
Dokyun - Light on Me

New MVs are also added to an ongoing youtube playlist.

Last week's MVs: 14 April

Feel free to add new comments in the replies for songs/MVs we missed.

[ Rec Something Wednesday | WIP Wednesday | Monthly General Chat | Comment Fest]

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It was Easter morning, which meant that of course Lydia and her children were definitely going to church after this. No, really. You couldn't miss church on Easter.

They just needed to fortify themselves first. With pastry. A serious conversation was underway at their table about whether or not cats went to church. George thought they didn't, but Kit pointed out that Aunt Kitty did, so there, and Lydia couldn't say she was wrong. Lydia, for her part, would have said cats didn't eat croissants, but Kit's little familiar was proving her decidedly wrong on that point.

(Open bakery is open!)

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Where the *BEEP* is the other guy?

*chittering*

Great. Just how I wanted to spend the day with a bunch of drunk rodents. Just give me the bottle and I'll read your dumb notes.

*affronted chittering*

I said I'd do it, didn't I? Kidnapped me for a *BEEP*ing reason. Apparently there's a bunch of kids in the woods. Explains some things around town. Connor and Cutter had some kid break in to try making them breakfast. Doesn't look like they did a good job of it. Vi and Steph had their morning interrupted by more kids showing up with mystery food. I sure as hell didn't get any food when my kid from some alternate universe showed up. Mostly just got shot and stabbed a lot. Belle and Graham had ice cream. And I'm gonna guess a kid showed up. A kid showed up. They also talked about royalty and messed up food flavors. There was some other kid that was a dark void with Jon and that just sounds like some shit the X-Men would have. Before that, I guess, Jon met the void kid and called up John to talk about it because it was theirs. Yeah, that shit's not confusing at all. Steven and Watts apparently woke up to giggling and found their kids hiding in that boarding house of theirs. Also in that place, Cal and Arden ended up getting interrupted by two kids. I swear to god, if there's a *BEEP*ing kid out there, waiting to ambush me at my apartment, I'm leaving.

*chittering*

Yeah, yeah. That's all the notes I've got. I'm going to drink and avoid the hell out of whatever is going on out there.

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